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chaoscheebs said: Oh, jeez, I knew the story sounded blatantly false when I looked the post over, but they really just ripped it off from a movie? That's... pretty sad.

YES OH MY GOD

EDIT: LMAO EVEN THE SCREENCAP ON THE SNOPES PAGE IS FROM THE MOVIE

Seriously, they changed a FEW details, but

"Urban Legend" (which is a super fun movie if you’re into ’90s slasher movies, and stars a whole bunch of awesome late ’90s/early ’00s stars) actually opens with a young college student pulling into a gas station on a dark and stormy night.  There’s no one else there but her and the attendant, who is an older white dude (played by Grima Wormtongue) with long greasy hair, a bit of a limp, a stutter, and shifty eyes (basically playing up the ableist tropes).  He goes into the office to run her card and comes back out insisting that the card was declined and that he had the card company on the phone and they wanted to talk to her, despite her trying really hard to NOT go into the empty office alone with the dude giving her creepy vibes.

When she gets in there ,sure enough, she picks up the phone and there’s no one on the line.  He tries to say something, but stutters and she hits him with the pepper spray she pulled out of her purse when she got out of the car and runs back to it, with him limping after her, shouting at her.  And when she finally pulls away the camera stays on him long enough to hear him scream, “THERE’S SOMEONE IN YOUR BACKSEEEEEAAAAAAAT!!!”

And then she gets beheaded by the axe murderer hiding in her backseat.

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Reblog if you are a BIRD NERD or if your friend is a BIRD NERD

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pipistrellus:

rendigo:

redthebear:

dennys:

*sigh* hi, welcome to goth denny’s. i’m your server, raven, you can like, sit down or something *sigh*

Is Dennys roleplaying now, what the literal fuck

im genuinely fucking disappointed Goth Denny’s isnt real

I WANT TO GO TO GOTH DENNYS

pipistrellus:

rendigo:

redthebear:

dennys:

*sigh* hi, welcome to goth denny’s. i’m your server, raven, you can like, sit down or something *sigh*

Is Dennys roleplaying now, what the literal fuck

im genuinely fucking disappointed Goth Denny’s isnt real

I WANT TO GO TO GOTH DENNYS

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chaoscheebs:

outrageouswizardofnottingham:

Its horrible that we live in a world where this is happening

This is a close variant of a thing Snopes says is false.  The only difference in the stories is that this version says “kidnapping” and the Snopes one (fifth story down) involved dismembering the hapless victim too.

Lmao guys this is LITERALLY the opening of the movie “Urban Legend”

Calm down.

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Oh!  We also saw a whole colony of monk parakeets at Greenwood Cemetery when we went for the R.L. Stine reading!

They’re so cool, they’re all descended from escaped pets that now just took up residence in parts of Brooklyn, Harlem, and North Jersey.  If you go to the cemetery and enter from 25th St you’ll see a whole colony of nests on the center tower of the arch you enter through.  Even if you don’t catch sight of the parrots themselves, you’ll hear them, they squawk like a motherfucker.  You can see them perched in the pines lining the road up to the arch, though, too!

I’m so so happy I was able to see them in person!  I tried to get a picture of them but they kept fluttering away too quickly.  Ah well.

We also saw the red-tailed hawk flying away with a snack it had caught.

You can read more about the hawk and parakeets and other birds around the cemetery on the NYC Audubon website.

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Stereotypical Anime Roles By Zodiac Sign.

  • Aries: The determined, optimistic and hot-headed protagonist.
  • Taurus: The big brother "sempai" protective sidekick.
  • Gemini: The laid-back comic relief pervert.
  • Cancer: The stoic, cold character with a tragic romantic history.
  • Leo: The boastful, egocentric antagonist with dramatic entrances/exits.
  • Virgo: The nervous, obsessive-compulsive character who looks great in glasses.
  • Libra: The single guy caught in a harem anime.
  • Scorpio: The outwardly playful companion with a secret, sinister agenda revealed in a dark plot twist.
  • Sagittarius: The loud-mouthed idiot from Osaka.
  • Capricorn: The intense kendo team captain.
  • Aquarius: The popular, yet emotionally detached school idol.
  • Pisces: The mysterious and shy character with psychic/telepathic abilities.
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chaoscheebs:

hamatokameko:

…Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles?…I’m okay with that.

Winx Club.  I approve of this SO HARD.

Once Upon A Time, nice.

chaoscheebs:

hamatokameko:

…Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles?

…I’m okay with that.

Winx Club.  I approve of this SO HARD.

Once Upon A Time, nice.

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minazarei:


asperatus cloud x

IT’S LIKE WATCHING THE WAVES ABOVE YOU FROM THE BOTTOM OF THE OCEAN

minazarei:

asperatus cloud x

IT’S LIKE WATCHING THE WAVES ABOVE YOU FROM THE BOTTOM OF THE OCEAN

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Guess who met your childhood author hero and got his new Fear Street book (the first one in twenty years!) a month before it comes out in stores!

Guess who met your childhood author hero and got his new Fear Street book (the first one in twenty years!) a month before it comes out in stores!

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Repo! The Genetic Opera text post meme

the rest of the ones I made edition

Part 1  Part 2 Largo Sibling single